I drink coffee so that I can do stupid things faster with more energy
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than to go out says a lot about me
I never dreamed i'd become a grumpy old man but here I am Killing It
Im not funny i'm just mean and you think i'm joking
I'm Not That Stubborn
I will say what needs to be said Not what you want to hear
The Cool Kid just Showed up
If You see ICE Warn a Brother
Dad's Garage open 24 Hours
Sticks and Stones break my Bones but Hallow Points Expand on Impact
Dear Teacher I Tried TO BE GOOD BUT I GUESS I take after my GRANDMA
D.A.D.D. Dads against daughters dating club
Got Green?
I'm a Little High Maintenance
I'm a Simple Man I like Doobies and Boobies
Smoke Weed Everyday 4
Let's Get Baked
Weed is Not a Drug It's my Medicine
Pot Leaf
Keep Calm and Smoke Weed
Parental Advisory
Don't Panic its Organic
Smoke Weed Everyday 3
In a World full of Karen be a Mary Jane
Weed Man Flipping the Bird
Free your Mind one Puff a Time
Yes I smell Like Weed You smell Like you Missed Out
I Like Big Buds and I can Not Lie
Love Weed
Puff Puff Pass
Sativa to Change the Things I can Indica to Accept the Things I Can't
Weed Fairy
