I don't feel bad for my man when I act crazy anymore. He chose this life
I don't know how to act my age i've never been this old before
I want you to know that someone cares. not me but someone
Please be Patient with me I'm from the 1900s
Southern Raised
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Warning No Filter
Always bake with Passion
Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in Psycho
Baked with Love
I seriously need a speedbump between my brain and my mouth
I cant have Soft friends because I talk a lil Aggressively
I don't have an attitude
Being my Boss is the only gift you need
I'm a Lucky Brother
Hang in there it gets worse
Don't make me act like my Grandpa
How to Golf
I hope everyone finds a best friend like mine just not mine because I dont share
Pink Taco eating out never tasted so good T Bell Spoof
I like people the way I like my tea, In a bag Underwater
I'm not old! I just need some WD-40 and a little Duct Tape
Believe Unicorn
Nothin free about it American Flag
Friend Bestie Unbiological Sister
Go Away Skull
Mechanic Warning Flying Tools and Offensive Language Likely
Sometimes it's best not to questions just help me dump the body in the river
I'm not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phon
Your about as pleasant as an Itchy Butthole
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger except a Paratrooper
Be Careful who you trust Salt and Sugar look the Same
