F*ck your feekings
I checked my receipt and I didn't buy any of your Bullsh*t
I'm bringing Sexy Back
Sex Instructor First lesson is Free
Your smoking deep fried Di*k if you think I give a Chicken fried F*ck about
A*s Grass or Cash Nobody rides for free
Best As*hole Mom Ever
I might not put the Sparkle in your eye but I will put the What the F*ck Wrinkle
Today i'm not going to be an A*shole Stop laughing F*ckers it could happen
Grinch chick Busch Latte Hey F*ck Face
I don't need Santa I already sit on a bearded mans lap and tell him what I want
I cant have Soft friends because I talk a lil Aggressively
Twinkle twinkle little Snitch mind your business Nosey B*tch
Undiagnosed but something ain't right
Genuine As*hole made in USA
I don't ride my own bike but I do ride my own biker
Pink Taco eating out never tasted so good T Bell Spoof
100% Certified As*hole J daniels Spoof
More real than your B*tch As* Sasquatch
I like people the way I like my tea, In a bag Underwater
ANAL BEAD TUG -O- WAR
I'm a B*tch I'm a lover I'm a crazy ass mother seriously, ask my kids
Sometimes it's best not to questions just help me dump the body in the river
I'm not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phon
Your about as pleasant as an Itchy Butthole
I need Hugs Encouragement Affection Devotion HEAD
I'm not the nice Sibling I'm the "WTF YOU LOOKING AT" Sibling
Somebody's Bad Ass Grandma
Duck it! Motherducker
Can someone Blow my Nose
Have the Balls to say it to my Face or keep your F*cking Mouth Shut
Hey Fuck Face
