This is Bob. Bob has no Arms. "Knock Knock" " Who's there" It isn't Bob
My wife says I only have two faults I don't listen and something else
Remember if we get caught You're Deaf and I don't speak english
Oh I Pissed you Off Suck it up Buttercup I'm a cranky old woman It's what I Do
I hate it when I have to be nice to someone I really want to throw a brick at
I don't have Arthritis I have early onset Rigor Mortis
Ho Ho Holy Sh*t what a year Santa
Im offended by my bills, can we cancel them? Isn't that how it works now?
I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk
I drink coffee so that I can do stupid things faster with more energy
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than to go out says a lot about me
I never dreamed i'd become a grumpy old man but here I am Killing It
Im not funny i'm just mean and you think i'm joking
I will say what needs to be said Not what you want to hear
If You see ICE Warn a Brother
