Undiagnosed but something ain't right
Being my Boss is the only gift you need
I'm a Lucky Brother
Hang in there it gets worse
Don't make me act like my Grandpa
I'm not the Stepdad I'm the Dad that Stepped up
How to Golf
I hope everyone finds a best friend like mine just not mine because I dont share
Genuine As*hole made in USA
I don't ride my own bike but I do ride my own biker
Pink Taco eating out never tasted so good T Bell Spoof
100% Certified As*hole J daniels Spoof
More real than your B*tch As* Sasquatch
I like people the way I like my tea, In a bag Underwater
I'm not old! I just need some WD-40 and a little Duct Tape
Believe Unicorn
You can have my baby daddy its the step daddy that i'll curbstomp you for
Nothin free about it American Flag
You will never find another me not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing
If it comes, let it. If it goes, let it
Friend Bestie Unbiological Sister
ANAL BEAD TUG -O- WAR
I'm a B*tch I'm a lover I'm a crazy ass mother seriously, ask my kids
Go Away Skull
Mechanic Warning Flying Tools and Offensive Language Likely
Sometimes it's best not to questions just help me dump the body in the river
I'm not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phon
Your about as pleasant as an Itchy Butthole
I need Hugs Encouragement Affection Devotion HEAD
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger except a Paratrooper
Be Careful who you trust Salt and Sugar look the Same
